Chapter 1: The First Mission

(A man is walking down a road)

Man: Hm...did I take a wrong turn back there? Am I close to town or not? I wonder when I get to see some REAL monsters!? Maybe a fierce dragon will show itself?? Or a huge wyrm will come out?

(Two large spider monsters appear)

Spyder 1: So then I said, maybe I wouldn't come home so late if your mother would stop making "surprise visits" to our web!

Spyder 2: HA!

Spyder 1: ...But seriously though, she hasn't been the same since she laid the sack of eggs last Monday.

Spyder 2: ...Hang in there, man. You'll make it through.*

Narrator: *He won't

Man: Egads!

Spyder 1: Whelp, there goes our afternoon.