Later...

(Lance and Theo are walking down the street)

Lance: I put the vest on, but it doesn't look like I'm wearing it.

Theo: Aye, 'tis usually the way with armor in RPGs.

Lance: ...Damn. I was counting on looking at least a LITTLE more intimidating.

Theo: Mayhap you ought to focus on increasing muscle mass instead.

Lance: Physical training advice from the mage? Ouch.

Theo: I did not mean to offend, only that-

(They approach something on the ground. Lance jumps)

Lance: -GAHH!!!!

Theo: What is- OW!

Lance: Wh-What IS that thing!?

Theo: ...That? That is a save point.

Lance: ...Oh. That makes sense, now.

Theo: ... ... I deeply regret when, during moments like these, I must adhere to a monk's code of nonviolence.