(Tidus and Yuna are standing by a doorway with mistletoe hanging above)
Tidus: Hey, look Yuna. Mistletoe! Eh? Eh?
Yuna: Uh... yeah...
Tidus: Remember our first kiss, Yuna?
Yuna: ...
*flashback*
(Tidus and Yuna are now in the lake from Final Fantasy X--Yuna is crying)
Yuna: And... and everyone is counting on me to save Spira! *sniff* I can't just stop my pilgrimage!
Tidus: ...
Yuna: Plus n-now *sniffle* I find out my p-prayers have been all for nothing! Spira's religion is a s-s-scam!
Tidus: ...
(Tidus moves in for the kiss)
Yuna: And everyone things I betrayed them!
Tidus: ...DURRRRRRR *smooch*
Yuna: ?!?!?????
(The flashback has ended. Tifa is overseeing the bar)
Yuna: Give me the strongest drink you've got. Hurry.
Tifa: You sure you can handle that?
Tidus: Hey Yuna, let's go play some BLITZBALL~!
Yuna: I'm sure.
