(Cid and Auron are standing by the bar. Tifa is to the other side of the counter)

Cid: Let's go, Tifa! We've been waiting here forever!

Auron: Drinky drinky time!

Later...

(Cid and Auron are sitting down with drinks)

Auron: Braska keeps trying to fix me up with some lady in the Farplane. *hic*

Cid: Then go and kick his ass! That's what I'd do!

Auron: She's a GUADO woman! Have you ever seen those??

Cid: ...Tifa! Let's keep the happy liquid coming!

Auron: But at least he's not one of those fanfiction writers--they keep pairing me up with RIKKU! That's sick!

Cid: *hic* Yeah, you s-should teach 'em a lesson!

(Cid falls down--Odin and Siren are watching them from a distance)

Cid: OOMPH!

Auron: They think they're better than m-me? They think they're better than ME? *hic*

Odin: You guys look REALLY stupid.

Siren: Yeah.