


(Tifa greets Vaan and Balthier)
Tifa: Hey, looks like the FFXII characters finally showed up! Hi guys!
Balthier: Vaan nearly crashed the airship.
Later...
(Balthier is talking to FFX Yuna and Rinoa)
Balthier: Why hello, ladies! And how old are the maidens I am presently speaking with?
Rinoa and Yuna: ...We're seventeen.
Balthier: ...@$%#...
Meanwhile...
(Aerith is speaking with Sephiroth, who is holding a drink. Shiva and Zidane are in the background)
Aerith: S-Sephiroth!?
Sephiroth: Relax. I'm contractually obligated to be here.
Aerith: What do you mean?
Sephiroth: I'm legally required to make cameo appearances, even though I was killed a long time ago.
Aerith: Is that... a martini?
Sephiroth: Hey, if you had as many FFVII fanboys to escape from as me? You'd need a drink too, sister.


