Wolf: Hi there. Are you by chance in need of a tutorial battle? I was sent here for a Mr. Lance Swordfighter?

(Lance shakes the wolf's paw)

Lance: Um, yeah, that's me.

Wolf: Excellent, excellent. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a wolf. The forest management sent me over here to make sure you're prepared with the basics. The wolves are pretty expendable, really.

Theo: We've no time for these dalliances. Let's be on with it.

Wolf: Oh, certainly. Ready?

Battle!

(They move into battle stances)

Lance: Woah, that was awesome. I got placed here all of a sudden. Hey, how's my battle stance look?

Theo: LANCE!