(Lance attacks the wolf)

Theo: Lance, press the Attack button to hit the wolf for damage.

Lance: Right!

Wolf: RAAOOH!!

(The wolf now attacks Lance)

Lance: AH!

Theo: Concentrate, Lance. I will mend wounds later.

Wolf: RRRR!!

Theo: My turn has come! Allow me to attack.

Lance: Good, I think he's almost dead. Hurry Theo!

Theo: HRAH!

BONK!

(Theo hits the wolf on its head with his staff. It does not die)

Wolf: ...RAOOOWW!!!!

Lance: OW! ...That didn't do anything at all!

Theo: There MUST be a small scratch somewhere.

Lance: HEY, stop attacking ME! Attack him!