(Lance and Silvia are now facing the large wolf)

Lance: Whoa whoa whoa that wolf's HUGE!

Silvia: It's Lycaon, king of the wolves!

Lance: Wow, my very first boss battle! Uh, I mean... one of MANY boss battles! Because I fight them all the time!

Lycaon: You are the boy who defeated my tutorial messenger?

Silvia: ...Tutorial messenger?

Lance: Um, no! You must be mistaking me for somebody else!

Lycaon: No, I'm pretty sure it was you. Boy, I sure hope he didn't drop a Wolfsbane charm, wink wink. Those things cripple our attack power or leave us defenseless if attached to, say, your weapon. Hint hint.

Lance: OH yeah, that thing! He sure did! ...Wait, why would YOU remind me about that? Is this supposed to be a trick? ...Oh, I get it! Reverse psychology, eh? Too bad I figured it out!

Lycaon: Look. This is a tutorial boss battle. I... really don't see how I can make that any clearer without saying it.

Lance: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM??