Person: How did such Spyder wounds come to pass? Your first battle, mayhap?

Man: Um... actually, yes.

Person: I see. You fight with the sword my teacher found, I presume?

Man: Probably. So I guess this makes you a cleric?

Person: Aye... or a White Mage. ...Or a Healer. ...Or a Priest. ...Depending on which game this is.

Man: Right. ...Wait... Priest? Does this mean you're a... a...

Person: A what?

Man: Well, I... kinda sorta thought you were a chick.*

Narrator: *For those who are fatally unobservant, such as Lance

Person: I am no woman!

Lance: Hey, it's great that you're telling me this now. Probably would've started hitting on you otherwise.