(Lance is now running back to the Star Charm side quest lady)

Lance: Hey lady!! I found some of those Star Charms you wanted!!

Woman: Oh? Let's see!

(Lance hands them to her)

Lance: ...My name is Lance.

Woman: ...What's this? ...Five? This is not the number I requested.

Lance: HEY, I had to take on a personal rival to get this for you. At least give me SOMETHING.

(A Luck Charm is shown)

Woman: ...Sigh. Very well--take this.

Lance: ...What IS it?

Woman: A Luck Charm. Equip this to help turn the battle... more in your favor.

Lance: Woah. That's pretty neat, I guess.

Woman: You "guess?" It's "pretty neat?" That's a one-of-a-kind charm! You can't find it anywhere else!

Lance: Geez, how the hell should I know that? I haven't exactly skimmed the walkthrough, you know!

Meanwhile...

(Theo is walking around--two men appear in view with one holding an ax)

Theo: 'Tis unfathomable! Cast aside as though I were a mere army GRUNT!

Man 1: HEY! You makin' fun of grunts, buddy??

Man 2: We don't take very kindly to that sort of talk 'round here.

Theo: I sense an apology will be insufficient.